New Lake Monster Neck Gaiters

Be ultra neighbory with this cute nose facemask! Great for fans of anime films involving cute cuddly bear cat monsters and giant kitties with multiple legs.

These delicious franken-furters are positively electric! Packed with all the juicy goodness of whatever we could dig up in the meat plant, these nutritious sausages will bring you to life!

Sometimes even the mother of chromatic dragons needs to take a moment to calm down with a cup of hot, soothing tea. And she's the best at it---it's right there in her name! ...I think.

Behold the many faces of the beholder in this classy art study! Bet you didn't know a creature with only one eyebrow could be so expressive!

I WAAAHnt to suck your blood! WAAAHt is a man but a miserable pile of secrets? Come find me in TWAAAHnsylvania! Don't put a stake in my HWAAAHrt! Okay sorry, that one was reaching.

Yarr, where be ye, I can't see. Yes yes, I know, eyestalks, they be decorative. If ye could just stop yer gapin' and come over here so I can eat yer that would be lovely, aye? Yarr.

Love that sportsball aesthetic but wish there was a team you could really get behind? Want to blend in at the Superbowl party but don't have any clue who to root for? Why not root for the Random Lake Couch Potatoes, your new favorite fictional sportsball team!

King of the monsters? Go off king! Show off your king status and nerd pride with this king of the monsters parody, go off king neck gaiter design!

Swiggity Swooty This Kaiju Got a Booty! Damn, Godzilla, you got a bootay! This thicc kaiju got a Godzilla sized ass. Perfect for fans of butts, monsters, and particularly, monstrously sized butts.

This owlbear will always be bear for you! This adorkable DnD monster can be your Valentine's, because we all know owlbears don't want to eat you, they just want to be loved. On your next campaign, show off your love for the owlbears and your friends with this punny and cute design!

Be a monster this holiday season... steal christmas maybe? who are we kidding, your heart will grow three sizes and have a redemption arc.

Furries Vote Blue! Show off your fursona and support for the dems this 2020 election! Yeah, I may be a wolf fursona, but the true monster is Trump, so let's vote blue!

Punk Loch...ness metal monster! Check out this punk cryptid design that gives Nessie a new look, spiked and tatted, this badass monster is ready to mosh! The Loch Ness monster becomes a smoking mosher with this emo and punk inspired look.

This design is for the times you're halfway through a real intense task and a big ol' acid jelly cube just comes outta no where and eats your brain, flesh, muscle, and any semblance of thought.

Be a majestic monster sparkling in the moonlight with this spooky ghost unicorn design! Perfect for loving ghosts, unicorns, spooky things, or having a mystical and legendary halloween!

Ugh. What a SNORE-gon, am I right? Be stone cold with this apathetic medusa design.

She's Alive, she's living, it's her moment, it's her time. Show some love for the queen of monsters, The Bride of Frankenstein. Show off your love for classic movie monsters and horror this Halloween with this illustrative, limited color, Bride of Frankenstein neck gaiter.

I Love My Little Monsters! (Or students) This spooky teacher design takes classic school elements and gives them a Halloween twist. Perfect for teachers and home schoolers alike, this design will be sure to give the little monsters (oops, I meant students) a fun fright!

No one's ripped like mothman, getting swole like mothman, no one's arms are as incredibly thick as mothman's! For there's no cryptid in gym half as spooky! Great for those gym cryptids out there!

Show off your love of plants and classic monsters with this funny, monstera leaf parody! Perfect for loving Frankenstein, Dracula, Mummies and monstera plants!

This counts as a costume, right? I'm a blue monster, and that's all you need to know.

this loch nessie is feeling rather protesty! Even cryptids recognize that everyone deserves rights. Join Nessie and fight for your rights!

I may be elusive, mysterious, and shaped like a weird duck but I'm not a monster :C Get a laugh and get found with this funny Loch Ness Monster design!

The legendary beast of the deep was known to have a sense of humor. Tales would tell that before it took down ships it would shout "What's Kraken?" Till this day people still cringe at the the phrase, whether it's because of the legend or it's outdated slang is still unknown. Be sure to get a laugh out of friends and nerdy passersby alike in this awesome retro styled kraken design.

slip through the crowd or take a weekend fishing trip with this cute catfish pattern!

Kicking ass and catchin' bass! This bass pattern will inspire you to get back on the lake and start casting that line! The gradient green outline of the of the fish is inspired by the signature deep green shimmer of bass scales!

Skreeeeonk! He comin'! Show your love for memes, Kaiju and Godzilla with this Oh Lawd He Stompin' design!

Let's put an end to the sickness that's plaguing the world! Destroy fascists and save the planet from these monsters that plague the lands!

Give it up for this absolute Cryptid queen from outer space! Show off your love for the legendary and fabulous Flatwoods Monster reigning from West Virginia with this West Virginia Flatwoods Monster Cryptid Society neck gaiter.

Show off your love of the outdoors, while trying to stay mostly indoors, with this graphic, mountains by a lake at sunset landscape design. Perfect for nature lovers, outdoorsy folks, and social distance hiking.

Show off your love of the outdoors, while trying to stay mostly indoors, with this graphic, mountains by a lake at sunset landscape design. Perfect for nature lovers, outdoorsy folks, and social distance hiking.